"I have to make sure Mark Wahlberg is safe."

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"I have to make sure Mark Wahlberg is safe."

Postby NobleSavage » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:51 am

Swear to Vishnu, I heard one of the security guards working the lobby of my building this morning say that to the other guard. "So I'll be there to, you know, provide a measure of security," he continued.

Life is so weird, you couldn't make it up. :shock:
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Re: "I have to make sure Mark Wahlberg is safe."

Postby afeinman » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:32 am

Will he also be guarding? I feel like that's an important part of the job too.
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Re: "I have to make sure Mark Wahlberg is safe."

Postby NobleSavage » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:18 pm

Will he also be guarding? I feel like that's an important part of the job too.


I'd assume so.

But maybe he's just planning on parking nearby in his Protectomobile, and projecting an anti-kinetic bubble around Mark Wahlberg's person.
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Re: "I have to make sure Mark Wahlberg is safe."

Postby tinfoil » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:12 pm

Feel no pain, Markie Mark!
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