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What an incredible STENCH you've discovered!

Postby NobleSavage » Thu Jun 16, 2016 12:48 pm

Somebody in a cube near mine must be eating a parboiled cat with fermented fish sauce.

Christ, I gotta find my employee handbook ("Activating Against Your Future, Aligning With Success")... because whatever that shit is, I bet it's disallowed.
"Either way, if you do touch their junk, don't treat it like you want your own treated. Treat it WAY Better."

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Re: What an incredible STENCH you've discovered!

Postby Thunderjaw » Thu Jun 16, 2016 12:57 pm

At least you don't have the dude that microwaves three day old calimari... Fuck that guy right in the "fuck that guy" hole.
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Re: What an incredible STENCH you've discovered!

Postby NobleSavage » Fri Jun 17, 2016 10:29 am

One of guys I knew in college once had roommate--Korean, IIRC--who keep fermented fish in his desk drawer. Just as a snack.

Like a sleeve of Oreos.

Only made of fish. And putrid.

You can learn a lot of facts in college, but I say the most important thing it teaches you is to live in close quarters with other humans who aren't part of your family unit... and not kill them.
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Re: What an incredible STENCH you've discovered!

Postby NobleSavage » Fri Jun 17, 2016 10:32 am

Related factoid:

I paid extra my senior year to have my own room. Because I knew by then that I'd learned a lot of useful facts, but I'd failed the most important lesson miserably.
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Re: What an incredible STENCH you've discovered!

Postby Brutal Legend » Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:52 pm

NobleSavage wrote:You can learn a lot of facts in college, but I say the most important thing it teaches you is to live in close quarters with other humans who aren't part of your family unit... and not kill them.


Excellent stuff, Ron. "A" material right here.
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