You are today's DUMB-ASS AWARD winner!!!!

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You are today's DUMB-ASS AWARD winner!!!!

Postby NobleSavage » Thu Sep 08, 2016 12:50 pm

Most Forced Acronym Since S.H.I.E.L.D. award: A mission to send a robot to an asteroid called OSIRIS-REx — short for "Origins, Spectral Interpretation, Resource Identification, Security – Regolith Explorer."

Second-Most Inadvisable, Unkeepable Campaign Promise award: Hillary Clinton: "We're not putting ground troops into Iraq ever again."

Most Inadvisable, Unkeepable Campaign Promise award: Anything that other fuckstick promised.

Gee, I've NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE award: Star Trek featured American TV's first interracial kiss.
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Re: You are today's DUMB-ASS AWARD winner!!!!

Postby Thunderjaw » Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:35 pm

Right up there with:

"I'm closing Gitmo in my first 100 days" - Barack Obama

and

"Read my Lips - No. New. Taxes." - George Bush Sr.
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Re: You are today's DUMB-ASS AWARD winner!!!!

Postby NobleSavage » Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:56 pm

"I'm closing Gitmo in my first 100 days" - Barack Obama


That was a shame. I really respected him for promising that.
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Re: You are today's DUMB-ASS AWARD winner!!!!

Postby Drool_bucket » Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:34 pm

NobleSavage wrote:
"I'm closing Gitmo in my first 100 days" - Barack Obama


That was a shame. I really respected him for promising that.

Haha you believed a politician's pre-election promise!!!!

Stupid.
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Re: You are today's DUMB-ASS AWARD winner!!!!

Postby NobleSavage » Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:06 am

Yeah. I was. Totally.
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Re: You are today's DUMB-ASS AWARD winner!!!!

Postby mace_ace » Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:26 am

And the Mexicans will pay for it. Seriously, that may be the best one ever.
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Re: You are today's DUMB-ASS AWARD winner!!!!

Postby Drool_bucket » Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:02 am

Mexicans paying for it is only equaled by Hillary promising transparency and Obama fixing racial issues...

it's all so broken....
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Re: You are today's DUMB-ASS AWARD winner!!!!

Postby NobleSavage » Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:29 am

I thought Obama FIXED the racial issues.

We have a black president. What more do people want???
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Re: You are today's DUMB-ASS AWARD winner!!!!

Postby nick_nameless » Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:54 am

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