Hug your proofreader... or buy him/her drugs

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Hug your proofreader... or buy him/her drugs

Postby NobleSavage » Mon Oct 03, 2016 10:43 am

If you're lucky enough to have someone proof your work, be glad.

He/she helps you avoid looking like a total ignoramus.

But it's a Sisyphean task, so consider the gift of illicit drugs. :|
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Re: Hug your proofreader... or buy him/her drugs

Postby afeinman » Mon Oct 03, 2016 2:56 pm

Trusted proofers or early readers are like gold.

Maybe mark the drugs "not for use while proofing" tho, unless they're the kind that give you super concentration powers or something...
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Re: Hug your proofreader... or buy him/her drugs

Postby 92acclude » Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:29 pm

You asked for it....

I'll hug the shit out of you tomorrow...
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Re: Hug your proofreader... or buy him/her drugs

Postby NobleSavage » Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:16 pm

You have to hug me like you mean it... not that fake, one-arm, double-air kiss shit.

Jesus, I'm high maintenance.
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Re: Hug your proofreader... or buy him/her drugs

Postby jeremy » Mon Oct 03, 2016 10:07 pm

This can be taken so many ways, like...

NobleSavage wrote:Jesus? Yes, I know we don't talk much. What can I say, the collect call rate from prison aren't that great, and, well, you got Trump this far, so.... I kinda blame you... But... Well... You know I'm high maintenance, right?


or

NobleSavage wrote:Jesus, I'm high maintenance. Not like Kim Kardashian high maintenance, but more like your "local teenager caught spying inside a girl's window cause I like boobies" kinda maintenance. I may need some oversight, but not a permanent record, if you know what I'm saying, Jesus Fucking Christ! Get the fuck outta here! Oh no, not you. Just some damn gutter trash that thinks a blowjob means marriage. I mean, it's just an old fashion in the eyes of the lord, am I right?


or

NobleSavage wrote:I better not fuck this up with Jenn, cause she's soooo much cooler then me and I'll be dropped like a turd after Bacon Day.... Oh, are those boobies over there? Fuck!
"Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own father, can make you live forever, if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity, because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.... makes perfect sense.
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Re: Hug your proofreader... or buy him/her drugs

Postby afeinman » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:58 am

NobleSavage wrote:Jesus, I'm high


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Re: Hug your proofreader... or buy him/her drugs

Postby tinfoil » Tue Oct 04, 2016 12:18 pm

92acclude wrote:I'll hug the shit out of you tomorrow...

That's... a lot of hugging.
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Re: Hug your proofreader... or buy him/her drugs

Postby mace_ace » Tue Oct 04, 2016 1:34 pm

He's got those long arms. He can hug for days.
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Re: Hug your proofreader... or buy him/her drugs

Postby Thunderjaw » Tue Oct 04, 2016 2:48 pm

So... did the hugging actually occur or is Dylan a tease?
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