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Commandos wanted to rescue "saddest bear in China"!

Postby NobleSavage » Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:15 pm

New York Times: The ‘Saddest’ Polar Bear Lives in a Mall in China

BEIJING — In a shopping mall in southern China, a polar bear named Pizza paces past murals of icebergs in his glass enclosure. He shakes his shaggy head under artificial lights. He crouches by an air vent to sniff the outside world.

All are distress behaviors, say Chinese animal welfare advocates, who on Tuesday called on Zhu Xiaodan, the governor of Guangdong Province, where Pizza lives in an aquarium at the Grandview Mall in Guangzhou, to move the bear to a more appropriate environment. Pizza has become known as “the world’s saddest polar bear,” the advocates, from 48 organizations, wrote in an open letter to Mr. Zhu.

They added that they hoped “the Guangdong government would close Grandview Polar Sea World!” Hundreds of animals are housed in small enclosures over several floors of the mall, including arctic wolves and beluga whales. They share the retail emporium with an electronic games arcade for children, a 3-D movie theater, a supermarket and leading domestic and international clothing brands.

I'm going to start a motion that we use club funds to purchase weapons and airfare to China so we can SET THAT FUCKIN' SAD BEAR FREE. This oppression of our mammalian bear-brother will not stand, man! I say we go over there, shoot that fuckin' cage open, and treat that bear's case of the sads by letting him run amok amongst his oppressors. (If we have any bullets left, we can go rescue those wolves and whales and shit, too. Maybe get an Orange Julius, too. Do they have those in China? If so, the club can treat me to one, right?)
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Re: Commandos wanted to rescue "saddest bear in China"!

Postby Thunderjaw » Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:06 pm

Beorn the Sad Pawed?
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