DMBBL Season V: Bounties!

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DMBBL Season V: Bounties!

Postby Lucyth » Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:09 am

Post any and all bounties here. Bounties cost 30k each and each team may have a maximum of 3 active bounties. Bounties can only be claimed if the target has been injured (Niggled, -AV, -MA, -AG, -ST) or Killed AFTER any Apothecaries have been used. Any unclaimed bounties at the end of the season will be donated to Toys for Snots.

Wanted!
#12 Michael Raptorport (Skink) of the Pride of Pangaea
Crime: Made Derek cry.
Offered by: Clockwork Cabaret

Wanted!
#10 Mad Doc Clox da Bomba (Thrower) of the Green Machine
Crime: For being an elfy Ork.
Offered by: Animal Farm

Wanted!
#1 Danifae Torg (Thrower) of Vhaeraun's Blades
Crime: For living too long.
Offered by: Animal Farm

Wanted!
#6 Zoe Jakes (Necromantic Werewolf) of the Clockwork Cabaret
Crime: For being the biggest, unpainted crutch in all of crutchdom.
Offered by: Green Machine and Animal Farm

Wanted!
#13 Old Major (Minotaur) of Animal Farm
Crime: For being beastly.
Offered by: Clockwork Cabaret and the Green Machine

Wanted!
#11 Maximinus (Lineman) of Power to the People
Crime: For being an abomination.
Offered by: Green Machine

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Injured!
#() of the
Crime:
Collected by:
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Re: DMBBL Season V: Bounties!

Postby drbelanger73 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:58 pm

Might as well get this party started...

The Clockwork Cabaret places a bounty upon the slippery rotten skink known as Micheal Raptorport.

Damn lizard nearly put us out of the playoffs last year.

May he soon be dead, injured or otherwise punished for his slippery rotten skinkienss.

*Note:* This bounty solely represents the opinions of Cabaret team staff, and does not reflect those of Lucias Graves Entertainment, LLC.

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Re: DMBBL Season V: Bounties!

Postby Lucyth » Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:32 pm

So let it be written. So let it be done.
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Re: DMBBL Season V: Bounties!

Postby Lucyth » Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:36 pm

The Green Machine places a bounty on Zoe Jakes of the Clockwork Cabaret.

You all know why.
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Re: DMBBL Season V: Bounties!

Postby Thunderjaw » Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:47 pm

In an effort to assist the oppressed, Animal Farm would like to place the following bounties on the heads of these two-legs. Their vile and reprehensible reprehenisbleness simply can not be tolerated any longer.

Danifae Torg of Vhaeraun's Blades - for being too damn effective everytyme I play against Greg.

Mad Doc Clox da Bomba of Green Machine - for standing out more than he should.

Zoe Jakes of Clockwork Cabaret - for playing 34 games unpainted.
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Re: DMBBL Season V: Bounties!

Postby Lucyth » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:02 pm

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Re: DMBBL Season V: Bounties!

Postby drbelanger73 » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:51 pm

Lucyth wrote:So let it be written. So let it be done.


Did you take 30 or 60k out of my bank?

I thought I had 130 and was going down to 100.
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Re: DMBBL Season V: Bounties!

Postby Lucyth » Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:08 pm

Sorry, your post was so long and unnecessary I thought, "no one could post this much for just one bounty." I managed to save my brain from hemorrhaging by rationalizing your rambling as posting for two bounties.

This was not the case.


Refunded 30k.
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Re: DMBBL Season V: Bounties!

Postby drbelanger73 » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:23 pm

The Clockwork Cabaret places a bounty on the head of Old Major.

Crime: Making me work for the top carnage spot. Oh, and having tentacles I suppose.

Though encouraging people get close enough to collect might have the opposite effect I am after...
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Re: DMBBL Season V: Bounties!

Postby Lucyth » Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:31 pm

30k taken from Cabaret's treasury
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Re: DMBBL Season V: Bounties!

Postby Lucyth » Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:36 pm

Bounty placed on Old Major of Animal Farm and Maximinus from Power to the People by the Green Machine. 60k collected.
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Re: DMBBL Season V: Bounties!

Postby afeinman » Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:16 am

What'd he ever do to you?
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